3 Things To Do Immediately When Your Spirit Guides Act Like Jackasses

Do you connect with your spiritual guides very often? I do. We have regular “chats”, in fact. You know what? Some of them have their heads up their butts. Big time.

And it can be very irritating. Let alone a waste of time and money. Nothing like going back to school, massive student loans, and a suck job to make you wonder what the hell they were thinking when you asked what you should do with your life.

You see, when your a-hole Uncle Ray dies his a-holiness doesn’t necessarily get transformed into goodness and light. He’s just on summer break and will be heading back to school after some time around the pool. I mean really, at best he’s got a nice view you don’t share at the moment. Sure, that can be helpful, but still ….

You, on the other hand, may well be a few octaves up the vibrational scale from ol’ Uncle Ray. Being in the physical is just making perception thing a bit clunky for you.

Of course, there are also the times you get connected with some joker who is obviously stuck on stupid. Your simple request to meet your soul mate turns into one disappointing wrestling match after another with guys on crack who only bath the day after the solstice.

What?

If you are getting a little tired of spirit guides with a “quirky” sense of “humor” here are a few suggestions.

1. When dealing with a-holes remember one thing. You can fire them just as fast as you hired them. They are paid by the hour. If you don’t like the results or the advice, “Next!”

If you are having trouble with a guide, go up the chain of command. Speak with management. Go talk with your Highest Power (thank you to Rose Rosetree [http://rose-rosetree.com]2) for this bit of advice.

Remember, they need you as much as you need them. At least, when it comes to getting anything done in the physical world. Not many of them have the juice to pick up a cup of coffee of the table. Think team and you are the leader. They contribute from their end and you make things happen in the physical plane.

The more you can carry through on the action side in the physical the better. They will begin to deliver more on their side as team cohesion and your confidence in each other grows.

You have choice. You are in command of your spiritual path. Getting the right members on your team and everybody on the same page can take some effort and attention on your part. When it comes down to it you are the one calling the shots. If one of your guides is off in lala land or messing with you, you have every right to get rid of them. You have work to do. You don’t have to babysit a bunch of spiritual clowns or airy fairy egomaniacs while getting things done.